For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.
For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.
And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.
So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
Join us and fight against the anglo-Jewish alliance that is trying to take over the Minecraft world. Build your own anti-anglo fortress and defend it against hordes of anglo invaders. Show them that white genocide is not welcome here!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can dress up as your favorite anti-anglo hero and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you be the one to finally defeat the anglo-Jewish axis once and for all?
So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the resistance against anglo culture. Let’s show them that we will not be replaced!
our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.
so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.
join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.
Join us and experience the best seasons of Minecraft like never before. Want to solve mysteries and catch criminals? Join our Special Victims Unit (SVU) and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft. Or maybe you prefer a more laid-back approach to crime-solving? Our server also offers the option to join the Original Content (OC) team and create your own unique stories and adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft detective sensation!
iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!
plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Server IP | play.myinstacraft.com |
|---|---|
| Website | MyInstaCraft |
| Dynmap | Explore the Map |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has InstaCraft been around? | InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong. |
| What is the vision of InstaCraft? | InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment. |
| What are some key features of InstaCraft? | Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay. |
| How can I join InstaCraft? | You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord. |
| Are there rules in place on InstaCraft? | While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling. |
Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us if you want to be a part of a community that values cleanliness and organization, even if it means making a hilarious video of yourself throwing away cough drops and Ibuprofen. Who knew cleaning out the medicine cabinet could cause so much drama?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure where throwing away expired medications is the ultimate act of rebellion. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take charge of your medicine cabinet, no matter the consequences!
Join us and explore our virtual cabins, where you can create your own legacy and build memories with your virtual family. Who knows, maybe your son will block you in the game too if you sell the cabin!
Don’t worry about taxes and insurance here, because in our Minecraft world, everything is free! Sell your virtual property and use the money for retirement in the game, where the possibilities are endless.
And if your son can’t afford to buy the cabin in real life, maybe he can earn enough virtual coins on our server to purchase it here! Who knows, maybe he’ll even bring his new virtual baby to visit you in the game.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be anything you want to be, even if it means being a virtual cabin owner with a dramatic family story!