We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).
Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own crazy creations without some mod breathing down your neck. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Be our guest!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered fortune?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs mods when you have the freedom to do whatever the heck you want?
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.
join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!
imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.
join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features | Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! |
| Join Java | play.cookiecraftsmp.com |
| Join Bedrock | bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 |
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.
>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!
>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!
>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!
>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!
>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!
Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!
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