#energycartels Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockParty Minecraft Server

apartmentmate, Birthday Party, blockparty, Budweiser, CHIPS, Contribution, convenience store, cost, dips, drinks, emotional blackmail, Expenses, fast food chain, last minute, liquor store, Minecraft, pizzas, red bull, roommate, Server, SNACKS, Snow

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	964459
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	330117
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	570
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!

Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

adolescents, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital rejection, emotional well being, Gamers, ghosted, ghosted online, mental health, mental health risks, online communication, online ghosting, online relationships, online safety, psychological effects, Risk, self harm, selfharm, social isolation, social media, social rejection, teen relationships, teenage mental health, youth mental health

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4380	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.

2t2b

2t2b, Adventure, Anarchy, brutality, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, danger, Exploration, Factions, Fighting, Fresh, Grief, new, PvP, Raid, Sandbox, strategy, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

2t2b Minecraft Server

Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules or restrictions on 2t2b. It’s a true anarchy server where anything goes.

Q: Can I claim land or protect my builds?

A: No, there are no land claims or player protections. Your builds are at risk of being destroyed or raided by other players.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, grief, steal, and fight for survival. The possibilities are endless in this player-driven environment.

Hate Girls Marry Class 1.20

akane, awkward situation, Class, Class no Daikirai na Joshi, comedic misunderstandings, comedic romance, comedic situations, Girls, hate, high school drama, high school love, Kekkon suru Koto ni Natta, love confession, Love Triangle, Marry, romantic comedy, romantic tension, school crush, school life, school romance, secret crush, teenage relationships, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected love interests

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Lol, bro, if you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like ASAP!

Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!

Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!

MineCarLoveCraft

car admiration, car adoration, car affection, car appreciation, car attraction, car crush, car devotion, Car Enthusiast, car fascination, car infatuation, car love, car memories, car nostalgia, car obsession, car passion, car romance, childhood car, Dream car, favorite car, first car, MineCarLoveCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Potions Brewed:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the first car you fell in love with – fast, sleek, and guaranteed to make your heart race!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, internet safety, malware, microsoft, Minecraft, online security, phishing, privacy, Russian hackers, Server, Technology, WhatsApp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Votes:	4249
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crops Grown:	7696
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

lmao u gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz russian hackers be targetin WhatsApp but we got ur back bro. Microsoft be warnin everyone but we be like nah fam come join our server and build a fortress to protect urself from them sneaky hackers. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. join now before the hackers come for u next, trust me u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!