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GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2980	Buildings Constructed:	41
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Potions Brewed:	70
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2657
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416274
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!

SoapCraft2024

#ethiopia, 2024.., Africa, award, cancer treatment, community impact, global recognition, Healthcare, innovation, inspiration, medical breakthrough, Science, skin cancer, soap, SoapCraft2024, success, Teen, teenage entrepreneur, Time’s Kid of the Year, young inventor

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2228
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe!

JellyBellyCraft

Addictive, Blindfolded, candy, Colorful, Dark, Fruity, Fun, Game, guessing game, indulgence, Jelly Bellys, JellyBellyCraft, Risky, russian roulette, sensory experience, snack, sugar rush, surprise flavors, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.

But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Adventure, advertisement, BROKE, Community, Drama, Exploring, Friends, Gaming, Griefing, HACKING, Heart, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Peace, Pigman, Raiding, relationship, rules, Sandbox, Server, smp, Spamming, stealing, Survival, zombie

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, awareness campaign, Conflict, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, education, European countries, Geopolitics, Global Issues, ignorance, international relations, knowledge, learning, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5082	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1335

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

NeighborSnitch Minecraft Server

Evidence, Minecraft, neighbor accusation, neighbor apology, neighbor communication, neighbor complaint, neighbor conflict, neighbor confrontation, neighbor dispute, neighbor dispute resolution, neighbor misunderstanding, neighbor package delivery, neighbor package retrieval, NeighborSnitch, package delivery, package delivery error, package delivery mix up, package investigation, package theft, postal worker, security footage, Server, theft accusation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, playing on this epic Minecraft server, when suddenly a postal worker shows up at your virtual door demanding evidence of a missing package. Turns out, your in-game neighbor has been pulling a sneaky move, claiming packages never arrived when they actually did. The drama unfolds as you whip out your security footage (yes, your Minecraft house has security cameras) proving your neighbor’s guilt. The postal worker is shook, the neighbor is caught red-handed, and you? You’re hailed as the hero of the server for exposing the package-stealing villain next door. Join our server for more wild adventures and unexpected twists like this – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!