Energy Supplies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelWars Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, WARFARE, US, Geopolitics, sanctions

come join our minecraft server where russia and ukraine are fighting over energy supplies but don’t worry we have plenty of diamonds and gold to go around. the US is cutting off satellite images but who needs them when you can build your own world in minecraft. join us for a wild ride of political drama and block building fun. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted weapons and armor for you to discover. hurry up and join before the creeper explosion takes out the whole server!

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CraftyMoldova Minecraft Server

regional cooperation, Ukraine, diplomatic relations, Support, cooperation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more energy than Ukraine helping Moldova! our server is so lit, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power or resources. we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours. plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, it’s like having a whole country backing you up. join now and be a part of the energy revolution!

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RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

TV series, missed opportunities, Character arcs, dramatic moments, fan reactions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

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LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

data processing, research, statistical analysis, dpm, data science

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

Taboos, bonanza, questions, sexual behavior, bedrock

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

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Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

Thread, Vaults, controversy, Server, discussion

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

Evolution, humor, Instincts, mating, relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

ignorance, Fags, harmful rhetoric, validation, prejudice

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

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Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

Parody, Season, Movie, Anime, ad cuts

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

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Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

Dicks, Black, reproductive health, marginalized communities, health crisis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

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