| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| CPU: | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
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| RAM: | 12GB (32GB total) |
| Location: | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform: | Fabric 1.21 |
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?
Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!
So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!
Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.
plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!
plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.
so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.