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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6813 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
