come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!
CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
GaslessCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP before Transnistria runs out of gas! Can you imagine trying to mine diamonds without any gas? That’s like trying to eat cake without frosting, it just ain’t right!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on this server where the rarest loot is hidden. I’m talking enchanted golden apples, stacks on stacks of emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you hear about the epic PvP battles that go down every night. It’s like a royal rumble, but with creepers and skeletons instead of wrestlers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Steve take down a zombie with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Transnistria may be running out of gas, but this server is just getting started. Let’s do this!
TransGas Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!BlockPartyGasSupplyEU
lol this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips, it’s insane. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, they’re like bosses you gotta defeat to level up. join now before the gas supply to Europe is halted and you miss out on all the fun!Electricity Wars: Slovak vs Ukraine
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, slovakia is like, threatening to cut off electricity if ukraine stops russian gas transit. like, can u even imagine the chaos that would cause? but like, on this server, u can build ur own power plants and control the energy supply. u could be the next energy tycoon, ruling over all the other players with ur electric power. join now and show slovakia who’s boss!