Energy Healing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EnergeticMommaCraft

scheme, medication, Boundaries, Communication, Cancer

Yo, join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing energy healing program ever! Our server is like a bio-computer that can be fixed through human wifi with binary code.

We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.

So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?

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BelieveInUnicraft!

the Mandela Effect, belief in aliens, telekinesis, past life regression, government cover-ups

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

divine feminine, Sexuality, Vagina, Server, empowerment

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

Turquoise Moonglow, wuthering waves, Timeline, Official Twitter Account, WuwaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

what the fuck, Late, SPEECHLESS.., missed opportunity, surprised

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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GrannyGateWeddingDrama

family drama, Family Support, family communication, sibling rivalry, GrannyGateWeddingDrama

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!

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CashCow SMP: Easy Money!

freelance, side hustle, make money online, MONEY, quick cash

Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, the easiest way to earn money is by selling enchanted golden carrots to the villagers! Why? Because apparently, they’re obsessed with them and will pay top dollar for them. It’s like a black market for golden veggies, but shh, don’t tell Mojang!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your hard-earned emeralds for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive questing guild where you’ll embark on epic journeys to find the legendary Notch’s left sock. Rumor has it that whoever possesses it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy SMP!

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CraftyGramps

perspective, aging gracefully, dislike, growing up, changes

Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!

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KoreanCraft: No Apaches, Just Blocks

Apaches, Defense, military equipment, Conflict, Diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than north korea when they found out about those apache helicopters being sold to south korea 😂 our server is so lit, it’ll make kim jong-un jealous of our firepower 💥 join us for some crazy pvp battles and build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos 🏗️ who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and creepers on your side? 😜 plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in battle 🍎 so what are you waiting for? come join us and show the world that you’re the true ruler of the minecraft universe! 🌍👑

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Mineturf: Where Digging for Diamonds is the Only Way Out!

Rewards, pvp arena, Top Player, Koth, supply crates
Mineturf Prisons Overview

Feature Description

IP mineturf.xyz

Version Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6

Discord https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:
Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply connect to mineturf.xyz in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any free ranks available?

A: Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in the game.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, there is a PvP Arena and KOTH available for players to engage in PvP.

Q: What are Supply Crates?

A: Supply Crates are rewards that you can obtain by completing certain tasks or milestones in the game.
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Feature	Description
IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Energy Healing

Mineturf Prisons Overview

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any free ranks available?

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

Q: What are Supply Crates?