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BlockPartyGasSupplyEU
lol this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips, it’s insane. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, they’re like bosses you gotta defeat to level up. join now before the gas supply to Europe is halted and you miss out on all the fun! -
DadBannedFromKitchenCraft
🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊
👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼
🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔
🤷♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷♀️
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BlockyWisdom Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impactful is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most impactful thing someone has ever said to you will be “Join us or face the wrath of the diamond pickaxe wielding llama army!” That’s right, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are ready to take on any challengers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a few explosions, then come join us today! -
VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.
not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Slime SMP
JAVA + BEDROCK SURVIVAL DISCORD MODS NEW NOOB FRIENDLY please join the slime smp its bedrock compatible and ready for yall to join any1 who joins will have fun ill be waititng on discord and server for ppl pls join also im too lazy to typr 100 so im just making this long BT! HAVE FUN!!!
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Spooky SMP: A Ghostly Adventure for Grown-Ups! Join the Spectre Community on 1.21!
Spectre SMP Overview:
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!
Features:
Established Community Symbiotic community where players help each other with events and projects Longevity Focus on long-term world with beautiful builds and redstone projects Diamond-Based Economy Earn diamonds by selling goods and services while promoting generosity We are looking for:
- Builders and redstoners
- Interactive and dedicated players
- Creative minds with large goals
- Active community members
Server Specifications and Mods:
- Fabric 1.21 hosted in Europe
- Performance mods
- Minor recipe changes
- Faster minecarts
- Simple Voice Chat
- Image2Map
- FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and send us an application. Q: What is the server’s focus? A: Building long-term projects and fostering community collaboration. Q: Is PVP allowed on the server? A: PVP is not encouraged on Spectre SMP. -
SlumCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a boring, safe neighborhood in Minecraft? Come join our server where we have recreated the chaos and excitement of a third world “slum”!Experience the thrill of dodging stray arrows, navigating through narrow alleyways filled with creepers, and trying to avoid falling into pits of lava while searching for diamonds.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most dangerous and unpredictable Minecraft environment ever created! Just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword at the ready.
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CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…
Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!