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Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!
Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.
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Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!
| Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures. |
| Server Launch | 4pm CST on 5/15/2024 |
| Server Rules | No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long have you been playing Minecraft? | I have been playing for 12 years. |
| When does the server launch? | The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024. |
| Are my builds safe on the server? | Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | Large amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | 4 always available crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?
The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.
Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?
Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.
How old is The Stone Golem SMP?
The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.
How can I gain access to Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Is PvP optional on the server?
Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.
What is the punishment for deaths on the server?
There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.
Are there ways to fast travel on the server?
Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.
