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Sweaty Finger Tech Co.

asleep, biomedical engineering, continuous monitoring, drug levels, drug monitoring, electronic finger wrap, energy derivation, Engineers, Finger, fingertip sweat, glucose levels, glucose monitoring, health monitoring, health technology, non-invasive monitoring, resting, Sweaty, Tech, vital chemical levels, vitamin levels, vitamin monitoring, wearable technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got engineers who made a finger wrap that can tell u if u need more vitamins or drugs just by sweating!! imagine playing minecraft and ur finger tells u to eat more veggies or pop a pill, wild right?? join now for the most high-tech gaming experience ever, u won’t regret it!!

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Animals Bred:	97	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	111790
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	756151	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9361	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.