imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.
we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.
so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all da creepers locked up so you can go in and taunt dem without worrying bout getting blown up.
and get dis, we got a special plugin where every time you mine a block, you earn money to pay off your electric bill! so you can mine all day and night without worrying bout dat pesky bill.
plus, we got a giant snow biome where you can build snow forts and have epic snowball fights with your friends. so come join da fun and let’s turn up da heat together!