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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7071 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?