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Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	865884
Animals Bred:	135	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7544	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2582	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	7565
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6542	Void Armor Forged:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4802	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8089
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!