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PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	126
Crops Grown:	5812	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7277	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	1083	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	1382	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1966
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	63
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	17	New Chunks Explored:	912117
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!

MineFort Server – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, chapter 5, Competitive Details, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, meets, Minecraft, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, The Operator

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	250
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom! Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane online store – because why not?

Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!

And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.

But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!