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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9392 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3253 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!