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CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3702
Farms Harvested:	214	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	1659
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1154	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	4307	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	9104
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Votes:	5142
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	6744	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	6667	Potions Brewed:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!