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MinecraftTimeWarp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3254
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	4322
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Potions Brewed:	148
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8470
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!