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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8631 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!