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CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	693
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	132	Enchantments Applied:	239
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

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Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7062	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Emeralds Found:	2918	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Votes:	8142	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4335

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	547	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	66	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5677	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.