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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1493 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!