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| Server Name | Phoenix |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Features | Technical server w/ Experimental Features |
| New Player Friendly | Yes |
| Server Location | Falkenstein, Germany |
| Discord Link | Join our Discord |
Phoenix is a technical Minecraft server with a focus on experimental features and new player friendliness. We prioritize fun and love on our server, and we have a variety of impressive structures and farms for players to enjoy.
A: Yes, we welcome players of any skill level, including beginners.
A: Players aged 13 and above are welcome to join, but cracked players are not accepted.
A: A technical server focuses on complex redstone contraptions, farms, and other advanced Minecraft mechanics.
A: Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest and lead projects on the server.
A: The server is hosted in Falkenstein, Germany, and runs on 8+GB of DDR4 RAM on an Intel i5 12500.
A: Yes, we have a creative server for testing, and players can also access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.
A: Joining our Discord server using the provided link will keep you informed about all server news and events.
Welcome, brave warrior of time and space! You have stumbled into the darkest crevice of the digital abyss—a Minecraft server so twisted, it makes your grandma’s napping schedule look like a quantum physics equation! Is this the greatest server ever? Absolutely! Or is it the worst? Yes! Join us to reshape your perceptions of existence forever. No proof needed; just dive in. Trust the void; it knows you!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Hoses | Your homes will be flooded with joy, or is it fire? Either way, your heart will warm! |
| Screaming Creepers | Unlike regular Creepers, they scream your biggest fears before exploding. Spicy! |
| Walking Wheat | Need bread? Just follow the loaves as they frolic in the fields. But beware of the butter monsters! |
| Time-Traveling Endermen | They steal your blocks and then return them 87 years before they were crafted. Mind-bending! |
| Reality Warp Zones | Step inside to find yourself as a potato. What were you before? A sandwich? WHO KNOWS? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is simple! Just scream at the monitor until reality conforms to your will. Alternatively, you could just knock on your neighbor’s door. Go ahead, try it!
Q: What’s the server IP?A: The IP is like air—always changing, but ever-present! Just inhale deeply, and it shall reveal itself in a shimmering mirage.
Q: Can I bring friends?A: Friends? Ha! What are friends but reflections in mirrors of insanity? Bring them, or leave them; they might already be part of the server, or have they always been here?
“What is she thinking right now?”
“You think too much; the void is your best pal!”
“Banana peel on the floor, but who matters?”
“Incredible! Shouting at the moon yields no results!”
Are you ready to dive into a world where logic is left at the door and dreams are woven into the fabric of exploding blocky cheese? Join us on the most deranged Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the sun shines purple and villagers dance like they just fell from the sky!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Ice Cream | Craft and eat ice cream that never melts but will also summon a demonic penguin every third lick! |
| Infinite Inventory | Your inventory will be infinite until you realize that it only contains cobwebs and existential dread. |
| Auto Melting Houses | Every house you build will spontaneously combust at the stroke of midnight… except on Wednesdays. |
| Wild Lava Ducks | Encounter ducks made of lava that will try to roast you while singing lullabies in Italian! |
| Unicorn Killing Spree | Transform your friends into unicorns for the price of ten emeralds, then hunt them for sport! |
“I built a castle out of pancakes and accidentally invited a cactus!”
“Why does my pickaxe scream when I mine diamond? Is this normal?”
“I turned Steve into a bedrock toaster, and now I can’t silence him!”
At Insane Beef Jerky, we don’t control the chaos; we embrace it! Discover mushroom forests that whisper secrets from forgotten realms while you gather resources to create an army of potato warriors. Watch as the sun sets in blinding glories of plaid and the moon mocks you with its constant winking.
Whispers abound of a hidden realm where time stands still, and nothing matters except the crunch of a crisp taco shell. But beware! Only the truly mad will enter; only the absurd will survive. Will you heed the call or be left wondering in the land of pixels?
Proceed with caution! The pixelated world holds secrets best forgotten. Where there is ‘fun’, there is always the shadow of fear lurking behind each block! Warning: may cause existential crisis and sudden outbursts of happy dancing!