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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8509 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 295 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 6905 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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