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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 543 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 772 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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