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Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	168	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring, emotional episodes that don’t make you feel anything? Well, then you must be a heartless moron! Join our Minecraft SMP server for the ultimate shounen experience at Dandadan!

We have epic battles, dramatic plot twists, and friendships that will make you cry tears of joy. But beware, if you deny the greatness of our server, you may just find yourself facing off against the legendary griefers of Dandadan.

So come join us for the most intense, emotional, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at Dandadan!

EndersCraft

Beautiful, Custom, Economy, Enderman, endermite, EndersCraft, Explore, Ffa, Homes, Jobs, mexico, Minecraft, netherite, pay 2 win, PvP, Ranks, Server, Shops, shulker, Spanish, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

EndersCraft is a netherite survival and FFA server that features purchasable ranks with the same in-game currency and several ways to have fun.There are ranges such as: Endermite, Shulker and Enderman

English:EndersCraft is a Spanish Minecraft server that comes from Mexico. Its a custom survival server with homes, shops, jobs, ranks and a lot more. Best of all, EndersCraft is not one of those pay-2-win servers! Add it to your list and come explore this beautiful Spanish Minecraft server!

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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	8035
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4862
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	4727	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!