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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1697 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 434 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.