so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.
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BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server
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VertebrateVillains
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!
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PeppermintParkWreckerCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the only rule is to NOT destroy the 800-year-old peppermint tree? well, this server is NOT that! we encourage u to destroy as many ancient trees as u want, cuz why not? who needs history when u can have fun in minecraft, amirite? come join us and get a slap on the wrist for every tree u destroy, it’s a thrill like no other! plus, we have a secret underground society of tree-hating contractors who will guide u on your destructive journey. join now and be a part of the madness!
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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!
come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?
so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!
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PixelPop: GenePool Extinction
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.
join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.
so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!
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BearBountyBonanza
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we hunt BEARS like it’s nobody’s business! We’re on a mission to take down 500 bears, cuz why not? In just 24 hours, we already got rid of 150 of those sneaky bears. Join us if u wanna be a bear-hunting legend in da Minecraft world! Let’s show those bears who’s boss! 🐻🔫 #BearHuntersUnite #MinecraftMadness
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LionLootersMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we protect lions from evil humans stealing their food!!! we gotta save the big cats in africa from going hungry cuz of these sneaky kleptoparasites. join us and be a hero for the lions, build epic shelters and hunt for food to keep those lions fed and happy. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with lions in minecraft?! roar with us and save the day on our server now! 🦁🍗🔥
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ZooEscapeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants
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CuddleCritterCraft
come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.
but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.
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FearlessCritterCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!
BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW