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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2829 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2288 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!