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Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, animal, Aquatic, beauty, charming, cute, Darling, endearing, lovable, Lovely, mammal, marine life, Minecraft, Nature, Ocean, Precious, sea creature, Server, SWEET, Underwater, whorca, WhorcaCraft, wildlife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	8759	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, individual beauty, Individuality, nonconformity, nontraditional beauty, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal norms, UnattractiveCraft, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique attractiveness, unique charm

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

christmas, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, European court, extremist, German court, holiday threat, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, plot foiled, Public Safety, radicalization, Santas, secret, security measures, sentences, sentencing, Server, Teen, terror plot, Terrorism, young offender

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

building, Community, Copy, Countries, Crafting, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Geographic, gold ingots, MCMMO, multiplayer, Parkour, planet, player-driven, PvP, Realistic, Roleplay, scale, Shops, simulation, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	626293
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Allowed, Altitude, Claiming, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Drama, dramafree, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, flying, Griefprevention, HIGH, interesting features, Land, major minecraft release, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, QUEENS, Relax, smp, survival network, Teleportation, Towns, Version, Website

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mines Excavated:	2126	Potions Brewed:	164

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!