Gooney Town
A tough survival server set on HARD. Lots of mean monsters, but you can boost your skills with a plugin for more attack power, strength, health, etc. Also has cool stuff like death chests, enchantment extractors, save XP in bottles, land protection with grief prevention, and toggle pvp on/off. Made to be super fun, super tough, and super safe.
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Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the infamous rainbow unicorn pig and the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep. But beware, these creatures are not to be trifled with – they have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties at a moment’s notice.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprised, then look no further. Join us today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re going to need it!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have been around since the days of Alpha. We’ve survived countless creeper explosions, Ender Dragon battles, and even a few server resets. Our chat is filled with wisdom, advice, and the occasional dad joke that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will help you mine for diamonds while regaling you with tales of their epic adventures in the Nether? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake, enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm – you’ll fit right in with our motley crew of Minecraft misfits.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannys (yes, you read that right) stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where anything was possible. They built a rainbow castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs while battling evil zombie villagers. It was epic.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sic semper trannys today and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is so international that you’ll feel like you’re traveling the world without ever leaving your computer screen. From the bustling streets of Tokyo to the serene beaches of Fiji, our diverse community will make you feel like a true globetrotter.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous Hollywood director who will help you become the next big star in the Minecraft world. So come join us for a movie-making adventure like no other – just don’t forget your popcorn!
Are you tired of living with a stepmom who thinks it’s totally cool for her daughter to destroy your expensive paints just for the sake of “creative exploration”? Look no further, because on our server, we value your personal space and belongings (unless you want to blow them up with TNT, of course).
Don’t let your stepmom’s criticism get you down – join our server and show off your artistic talents without fear of judgment or paint-related disasters. Plus, we offer compensation in the form of virtual diamonds for any damages caused by curious siblings (or griefers, we don’t discriminate).
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely and escape the drama of real life, come join us! Just remember to keep an eye on your paints – you never know when a sneaky stepsister might try to turn them into watercolors behind your back.
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, we encourage you to build the most outrageous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (or just awkwardly shift from side to side, we don’t judge).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner Minecraft diva shine! Trust us, your body will thank you for it.
One player joined our server looking for a partner to help them defeat the Ender Dragon, but ended up falling in love with someone who had a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks. They bonded over their mutual love for building dirt houses and lived happily ever after in their dirt mansion.
So if you’re looking for a new adventure and a chance to find love in the world of Minecraft, join our server today! Who knows, you might just meet your perfect match while exploring caves and fighting off creepers.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the challenge of taming a wild Ender Dragon and riding it into battle against the evil villagers.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!