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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5911 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2363 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!