You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.
Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.
Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.
So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.
You know why? Because they have a SHORK in the game! Yes, a SHORK! It’s like a shark and an orc combined, and it’s freaking hilarious to see them swimming around.
And guess what? The shorks can actually talk in the game and they tell the funniest jokes ever. Like, you’ll be cracking up while trying to build your house and not get eaten by a shork at the same time.
So, if you want to experience the most insane and wacky Minecraft server out there, come join us and hang out with the legendary shorks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.
Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We got straight chud friends for days who will join you in your quest to avoid becoming gay and getting fucked in the ass.
Join us and unleash your inner homophobia in a safe and pixelated environment where you can build, mine, and hate on faggots all day long.
Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your bros over your shared disdain for the LGBTQ+ community.
Come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your straight chud friendships intact while you avoid becoming gay at all costs!