Minecraft SMP: RottingTeethGang

decay, tooth loss, RottingTeethGang, cavities, sugary drinks

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is rotten teeth! That’s right, we have a unique economy system where players trade in their decaying molars for rare items and resources.

But be careful, because one player drank so much soda that his teeth completely rotted and fell out! Now he’s known as the Toothless Bandit, stealing teeth from unsuspecting players to add to his collection. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your pearly whites?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with toothy treasures and dental disasters. Who knew dental hygiene could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

Pureland

landscapes, BUILD, Craft, balance, Peaceful

Pureland SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Semi-Vanilla Survival	Enjoy Minecraft with minimal plugins for a true survival experience.
Community-Centric	Claim a plot or explore the wilderness with a friendly community.
Economic System	Engage in an immersive economy with player shops.
Essential Commands	Commands like /spawn and /sethome for ease of gameplay.
Active Discord Community	Connect with players, get updates, and join events on Discord.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Pureland SMP?

A: Visit purelandsmp.com to join our server.

Q: Are there strict rules on Pureland SMP?

A: We have rules to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please read them on our website.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Pureland SMP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join our server and play together.

Q: Is PvP allowed on Pureland SMP?

A: PvP is only allowed in designated areas on our server.

Q: How can I start building on Pureland SMP?

A: You can claim a plot at spawn or venture out into the wilderness to start building.

Night Shift Chaos: Blocked Dreams

Night shift, Chaos, adjusting to night shifts, sleep quality, night work cons

Join the Craziest, Most Obscene Terraforming Extravaganza of Reality-Reality!

Are you tired of the glimmering pixels of sanity? Do you long to enter a world where trees are made of spaghetti and diamonds rain from the sky just before the apocalypse? Then welcome to MindCraftZ: The Server of Timeless Paradoxes! It might be the worst or the BEST server ever conceived by sentient code. Who’s to say?!

Gameplay Features	Reality Uncertainty Factor
Teleportation to imaginary realms via sleeping bags!	Approximately 47% likely to erase your memories.
Pigs can be your personal therapists.	100% of the time they only speak in riddles.
Craft tools using nightmares and daydreams!	Warning: Tool durability is unknown.
Totally functional paradox generator!	Your brain may implode upon activation.
Infinite cows in every biome, guaranteed!	Cows may be disguised as your worst fears.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is simple! Just scream into a mirror at midnight and hope a butterfly delivers the IP address. But what if the butterfly is a lie? Think about it. If you don’t think, how will you know who you really are?

Q: Can I play with friends?

A: Friends are merely figments of your imagined reality. What if they don’t exist? Or worse, what if they are plotting against you in the blocky shadows? Play, but NEVER trust the chat!

Random Quotes From Confused Users

“Being screwing with your sleep schedule like this takes a toll!”

“The spaghetti is alive, and it has opinions!”

“Don’t fear the pigs; fear what the pigs represent!”

Jobless in Minecraft: Hubby’s Dilemma

realtor, Hubbys, Marriage, partnership issues, Family Support

yooooooo listen up, gamer legends!!! 😜🤪 you gotta JOIN this minecraft server, like RIGHT NOW, or you’ll regret it like that time your dog ate your homework but then turned into a dragon!!! 🐉💥

first off, we got this magical village where the cows are actually secret agents working for a cheese conspiracy 🤯🧀. they’ve got like, hidden treasures and stuff – and if u can find the rare diamond cheeseburger, you AUTOMATICALLY become the queen or king of the land!!! 👑

but wait, that’s not all!!! there’s also this legendary cave where if you mine the blocks in JUST the right order, you summon a giant squid that gives you ALL the diamonds in the universe…and also does your taxes!!! 🦑💎💰 you heard me! NO MORE tax returns, just epic loot!!!

ohhhhh and don’t forget about our super cool cactus garden, it’s like a reality show but with cactus people and drama 😱🌵!!! they fight over who’s the best at spitting out needles and like, you get to vote!!! VOTE FOR UR FAV CACTUS! your vote could save a cactus life!! 🌱

and don’t even get me started on the mystical watermelons that shoot fire 💦🔥!!! if you eat one, you can shoot FIREBALLS outta your hands and become the ultimate hero or villain or whatever u wanna be!!! 🦸‍♂️🔥🔥 or just make some epic fruit salad. whichever.

btw, if you find a unicorn, you gotta PUMP IT UP with some magical soda and it will give you a ride to the moon!!! 🌙🦄 and then you can lay on the moon and just LAUGH at all the noobs who didn’t join our server!!! HA HA HA!

so join us or forever be known as that one person who missed out on a chance to become a legendary cheeseburger queen or king, riding a fireball-shooting unicorn 🦄 and chillin’ with secret-agent cows!!! don’t be that person, fam. 🚀💖

Liar Liar, Crafting Fire!

Fire, SAHM nanny, working parents, work-life balance, parenting struggles

Welcome to the Dual Physicians’ Paradox Realm

Step into a Minecraft sanctuary where reality shatters like glass under pressure! Here in the Dual Physicians’ Paradox Realm, the blocks are not the only things stacking—moral dilemmas pile high, too. Soft whispers of medical jargon mix with the echoes of toddler tantrums, crafting a land both absurd and deeply unsettling.

Join or Be Left Behind!

Here, dual physician parents navigate a labyrinth of childcare chaos, eternally pitted against the cosmic forces of their mismanaging nannies and ever-sick toddlers. Are we doctors in the service of children or just misguided architects of our reality? The choice is yours—welcome to the void!

What’s Brewing in This Dimension?

Ethereal Earners: Ever feel like you’re overpaying for a service? Here, you can collaborate with nannies who hide their resentment behind a cheerful facade! Experience the haunting thrill of negotiating raises while lurking in the shadows of unpaid labor!
Sick Day Roulette: Dive into a game where every sneeze from a pixelated toddler resets your player stats! How many minutes can you keep your job before the illness strikes? Can you handle the pressure of taking care of kids while navigating the dark humor of parental responsibility?
Bonus Nightmares: What happens when holiday bonuses turn into blackmail? Level up your gameplay by unlocking the “Bonus Awkwardness” feature, where gifts become grievances in a chaotic gift economy!

The Server Mechanics:

Feature	Description
Career Deception	Start with anonymity; few players know if you’re a doctor or a mere impostor! Unravel your own lies.
Nanny Negotiations	Engage in illogical bargaining sessions where no one truly wins.
Sick Raffle System	For every sick day taken, enter a chaotic draw to determine who stays employed!
Time Warp Wandering	Each hour worked brings new chaos and existential dread!

Legends of the Server

The Fabled Daycare Closure: Rumor has it, upon entering this world, you will encounter a daycare that simply ceases to exist during crucial gameplay moments. Why? Who knows! Maybe it’s a trick of the mind or a corporate conspiracy! Choose wisely when to take your virtual sick day!

Wild Conspiracies

Ever wonder if the nannies are actually micro-managing their own hidden agendas? Some say their side quests involve finding other parents who might be more gullible. Tread carefully on this pixelated ground; you may just be part of a grander scheme!

Player Testimonials (or are they?!)

“I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but this realm made me question if I had an ex-nanny stalking my every move!” “I entered as a caregiver and left as a conspiracy theorist! What is ‘truth’ in a world built on deceptions?”

Join Us… If You Dare!

WARNING: This server may blow your mind wide open! Are you courageous enough to weather the madness of our meticulously crafted nonsense?

Beware of the whispers that float through the blocks; they may lead you astray just when you think you’ve figured it out. In this realm, every choice leads to new absurdities, and nothing is truly as it seems. Embrace the chaos—or be consumed by it!

Breaking Norms Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal beliefs about norms, norms that need change, hate societal norms, challenge societal expectations

🚨🔥 ATTENTION Minecraft Maniacs 🔥🚨

Are you tired of boring, bland, cookie-cutter survival servers where the biggest challenge is deciding what to put in your stone furnace? WELP, then you gotta JOIN THIS SMP! It’s like a twisted fever dream mashed with pixelated blocks and chaos! 🟩🟦

Here’s why you MUST join:

Ender Dragon’s Cousin: Forget the Ender Dragon, we got Terry the Overgrown Llama who thinks he’s the true king of the End! He’s got a crown made of diamond blocks and if you don’t offer him a stuffed pumpkin, he’ll curse you with bad luck!! Speaking of curses, one time Steve stared into Terry’s eyes and accidentally started a wildfire, now there’s a whole forest that’s just… burning forever? 😂🌲🔥
Mining with Cows: You ain’t mining alone here, buddy! Our server has a special feature where cows randomly teleport to your location when you mine. They moo motivational quotes like, “Failure is not an option” and “Eat your diamonds!” 🌟🥛 Just imagine trying to mine diamonds while chatting with a cow that thinks it’s a life coach!! Moo and groove, baby!
The Great Pickaxe Wars: Battle it out in the Pickaxe Wars! Grab your wooden spoon (because we don’t have adult tools) and fight against players trying to steal your inventory! Loser has to wear a skin of a creeper for a week. It’s a total flex, proving you’re the biggest loser in the server! One guy lost and now runs around looking like he’s about to explode. HILARIOUS! 💣👾
Potato People Uprising: Every Friday, a mysterious potato king appears and demands tribute in the form of rare items. If you fail, potato golems will invade your base and start throwing spuds everywhere! Some say it’s just a prank, but I swear once, I saw an enchanted potato shoot fireworks! If you’re lucky enough, you can join sides with the Potato People and overthrow the Grain Council!
Literally No Rules: Rules are for the weak! We have a Zero Rule Policy! Cut down a tree? Good. Build a skyblock above the spawn? Legendary. Steal your best friend’s favorite enchanted sword and sell it to a villager for a piece of steak? Classic! Who even needs sanity in a block world, amirite?! 😜💀
Creeper Fashion Shows: Each week, we host a fashion show for creepers! Dress them up in the most ridiculous skins and see which ones can walk the runway without exploding. One time, a creeper wore a tiny tuxedo and the whole server gasped. It was wonderful! I’m still recovering from the trauma. 🤵💣✨

So come on down, jump on this pixelated clown train of chaos and make some absolutely OUTRAGEOUS memories! You don’t want to miss out on the fun in this weird and zany SMP where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter! 🎢🖥️

WARNING: Side effects may include confusion, uncontrollable laughter, and spontaneous explosion of creativity. Join at your own risk!! 🚀💥

Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

public sentiment on job loss, future of VA employment., VA workforce reduction, societal impact of VA cuts, employment issues in VA

🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!
Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"
Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?
Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!
Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!
Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server

Political satire, satire, united states, current events, France

lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?

Blocky Blunders: Trump vs. Euro

trump, European leaders opinion, Ukraine war and politics, right-wing politics Europe, ukraine conflict

The Blocky Paradox: Join Us if You Dare

Welcome, intrepid traveler, to a realm where geopolitical strategies collide with pixelated chaos! We invite you to step foot into a dimension built not just on blocks, but on the paradoxes and peculiarities of reality itself.

In the heart of this world lies a pixelated Ukraine, an infinite landscape as contradictory as a Trump rally in a sunflower field. Here, every block whispers the secrets of ancient conspiracies, each crafted by the hands of disgruntled populists and their far-right allies across oceans unseen.

🧱 Features That Defy Logic:

Vote for the Wall: Choose your allegiance in a turbulent server-wide election! Will you side with the international anarchists or the pixel patriots who demand a glass castle at the border?
Far-Right Faction Wars: Equip yourself with the ideological armaments of history! Forge alliances with players whose ideas are as unstable as a cobblestone generator during a thunderstorm.
Craft your own Deconstruct-o-Matic device: A tool to dismantle the very fabric of political narratives! (Warning: Potential risk of unstable realities and existential crises included.)
Pixelated Punditry: Gather around the digital campfire for weekly “Commentary Circles” where earnest and absurd discussions about the fate of blocks and nations ensue. Learn how to shout "fake news!" in seven different languages!

Questions You Didn’t Think to Ask:

Q: Why are villagers mysteriously disappearing? A: They were probably caught up in a transdimensional rift. Or they joined the cult of the "Blockicists." Who’s to say?
Q: Is this server responsible for the strange weather patterns in my real life? A: Speculation is half the fun! Just make sure to keep a diamond umbrella handy, just in case.

Player Testimonials:

“I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but I stumbled into a rabbit hole of legislative lunacy. – Random Player, 2023.”

“I built a replica of the UN out of dirt, but instead ended up summoning a horde of rogue mobs. Thanks, Trump! – Someone Definitely Not Lying.”

Local Legends & Urban Myths:

The Great Server Censorship: Rumor has it this server was outlawed in 12 countries for its irreverent stance on political structures—and the great block collapse of 2024, where no one really knows what happened.
Integration of Alternate Dimensions: Players have reported strange echoes of Discord discussions that mingle with the sound of Minecraft cows. Delve into this aural enigma if you dare!

Secret Features (Shhh):

Reality-Bending Blocks: These blocks will either launch you into another universe or crash your game! Bonus: May contain ancient political secrets!
Illusions of Democracy: Level up by pretending to vote on inconsequential server issues. Did anything really change? Absolutely not! Embrace the chaos!

Join now—the pixelated land awaits! But be warned: once you cross the pixelated threshold into The Blocky Paradox, there’s no turning back. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you might just start questioning your reality (or blockify it).

Fasten your capes, gather your pickaxes, and delve into the absurdity where the far-right meets far-off lands! Because in a server like this, the only certainty is that nothing makes sense… and that’s the most beautiful chaos of all.

Ancient Bone Toolz 1.5

ancient history, ancient tools, hominids, Evolution, paleoanthropology

Yo, imagine if those ancient humans had Minecraft back then! They would have been building bone tool towers and mining for diamonds like crazy! Join our server and channel your inner caveman builder! We have prehistoric mobs like woolly mammoths and sabertooth tigers roaming around for you to tame and ride into battle! Plus, our bone tools are OP AF, just like those OG tools from 1.5 million years ago. So come on, join us and let’s make history together in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Enamel Erosion