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CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

CrocCraft, Early Cretaceous epoch, Edition, Enalioetes, Enalioetes schroederi, metriorhynchid crocodylomorph, new genus, north-western Germany, Palaeontologists, species, Stadthagen Formation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Farms Harvested:	758
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2036	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	6780	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Farms Harvested:	228
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	521	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	3069	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	77598	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Magic Items Found:	5324
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!