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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1364 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4287 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
