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MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!
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FranticFrenchies Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our Edition du ProgrèsAncien is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server
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CalmCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any hostile mobs that come near you!Join our server and experience the soothing powers of the “Baby Shark” song that instantly calms you down after a rage-inducing creeper explosion. Our community is filled with players who love to build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on flying pigs.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and the occasional dance party in the Nether realm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!