TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

PHYSICS., Earth, Principles, comparison, Science

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

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Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

germany, Community, MEGABASES, recipes, fogies

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Netflix, Propaganda, justice system, Political, trump

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

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CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

fighting harder, Abdul-Mateen II, Netflix, ptsd, Survival

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Communication, reaction, haircare, relationships, Marriage

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

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PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, pet ownership, pet owners etiquette, pet owners behavior, dog etiquette

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

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CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, Vanity, relationships, Superficiality, Personality

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

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GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

FOREIGN AID, Erosion, international relations, GazaPierCraft, mediterranean sea

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

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PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Justice, MeTooChina, Censorship, civil rights, Prison

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

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Bedroom DistanceCraft

Understanding, noise, family, DistanceCraft, living arrangements

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

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En/Jp

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions