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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2564 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7275 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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