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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6289 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
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