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Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic High Noon Event where you can ride into battle on a legendary Kayle mount, shoot arrows with Varus’ Legendary bow, and summon demons with Malzahar’s powers. But wait, there’s more! Akali will teach you the ways of the ninja, Nocturne will haunt your dreams, and Brand will set everything on fire (literally).

Our latest patch notes include adding a new dimension to the game where you can battle dragons and unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and explore hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And don’t forget to check out our PBE Patch Notes for a sneak peek at upcoming features like building your own spaceship and traveling to different planets in search of rare resources.

But that’s not all! Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see how you stack up against other players. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, use our Model Viewer to customize your character with the latest skins and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1792
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, patch updates, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GradGoneWildCraft

Communication, Decision making, Emotional distance, family conflict, family dynamics, generational patterns, GradGoneWildCraft, graduation ceremony, high school grad, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Milestones, moving across Canada, neglect, parents, reconciliation, Resentment, self reliance, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated by your family? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new place? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual family who actually cares about you!

On our server, you can create a beautiful home for yourself and your virtual boyfriend/girlfriend who will never miss your graduation or championship game. You can even invite your older sister who ran away from home because of neglectful parents – she’ll fit right in!

But watch out for the virtual family drama that might unfold – will your virtual mom apologize and try to make things right, or will your virtual siblings continue to attack you with not-so-nice words? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

So join our Minecraft server now and escape to a world where you can be appreciated and loved, even if it’s just by pixels on a screen. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one that actually cares?

2024 Hype Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Well, obviously it was when our Minecraft server was invaded by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders! It was chaos, but also hilarious because the chickens were wearing tiny cowboy hats for some reason. Join our server for the chance to witness more wacky events like this and become part of our crazy community where anything can happen! Who knows, maybe next time we’ll have a pack of llamas running for mayor or a group of creepers forming a boy band. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

AttractiveCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of being a regular Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience life as an attractive player! Our custom skins will make you the envy of all your friends, with flawless features and stylish outfits that will make all the mobs swoon.

But that’s not all – on our server, being attractive comes with its perks. You’ll have special abilities like the power to charm hostile mobs into becoming your loyal minions, or the ability to blind enemies with your radiant beauty. And don’t even get us started on the dating scene in our server – you’ll have players lining up to be your Minecraft sweetheart.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can be drop-dead gorgeous in our Minecraft world? Join now and start living the fabulous life of an attractive player!

Pirate Cove Minecraft Server

adult content, Censorship, controversy, Cove, Digital Media, distribution, Erotica, explicit content, gender bias, Industry, Licensing, licensing rights, Literature, market demand, Men, Minecraft, niche market, Pirate, porn novels, Publishing, Server, seven seas, Sol Press, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Ahoy, mateys! Welcome to a Minecraft server where the Seven Seas are filled with licensing deals for porn novels…for women only! That’s right, we’ve got steamy romance novels and spicy erotica just waiting for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you sail the Seven Seas, indulge in some steamy reading material, and witness the epic saga of Sol Press’s downfall? It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out. Join us today and embark on a journey of lust, laughter, and Minecraft madness!

It’s Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village where the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes color with every rainbow it sees.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

SickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	7935
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, destroyer, Diplomatic, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval vessel, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial waters, Warnings

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, liek, imagine u join this epic minecraft server where u can sail ur own japan destroyer ship into china’s territorial waters without gettin in trouble. u can ignore all the warnings and just do ur own thing, cuz why not? it’s a lawless land where u can do whatever u want, even if it means startin an international incident in minecraft. come join us and cause chaos on the high seas, it’ll be a blast!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of watching boring old streams where the streamers can’t even compete with some random indie game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise that our streams are so epic, they make those other streamers look like total noobs. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively speaking, of course).

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Alantians, Asians, beauty standards, big booty, body positivity, BootyCraft, culture, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, interracial dating, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, Minority representation, Political, redpill, relationships, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	964
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can date big booty Latinas and unlock the final redpill! Forget about Asians, the real treasure is in those Latinas with the curves that will make your character do a double take. And get this – did you know that dating big booty Latinas is actually what the Atlantians did after their fall? It’s true, look it up in the Minecraft history books! So if you’re ready for a political dating adventure like no other, join us on our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the possibilities. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?