Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).
So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!
Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!
Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!
LastSurvivor.serv.nu
The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!
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One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.
If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
