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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4196 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Who needs a horse when you can ride a TNT-loving green monster?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party when the players log off. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be greeted with a dance-off between a zombie and a skeleton. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might just find that piece of advice that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh).