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GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind! -
Trump’s TNT Emporium
yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast! -
LoveCraft Emporium
So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to find true love and happiness in Minecraft! Like, researchers have proven that joining this server will make you feel super satisfied in your virtual relationships, have an amazing quality of virtual sex life, and like, be super empathetic to all the other players. Plus, if you have virtual children on the server, you’ll reach the highest levels of psychological well-being! So, like, join now and find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft! -
PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2
Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”
And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!
Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!
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Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium
international relations, diplomatic relations, military support, geopolitical strategy, eastern europelol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style! -
BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.
so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!
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Pixel Bandage Emporium
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! We got this sick Minecraft server that’s like a high-tech electric bandage for your gaming wounds! You know those slow-healing wounds caused by losing in PvP or falling in lava? Yeah, we got you covered, fam!Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills heal faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We’re talking game-changer levels of healing here, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind!
Forget about those other servers that leave you feeling like a noob with no hope. Our server is the real deal, the MVP of Minecraft servers. Plus, we heard that joining our server can increase your chances of finding diamonds by, like, a million percent. Yeah, you heard that right!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend with our electric bandage of awesomeness! Let’s do this!
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VanillaBean: The Anarchist’s Spork Emporium
Basic-Vanilla.xyz Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Basic-Vanilla.xyz Features Vanilla gameplay with allowed hacks and duping (most hacks and dupes will be patched) Map Fresh new map IP Address basic-vanilla.xyz FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Are hacks allowed on the server? Yes, hacks are allowed on the server, but most hacks will be patched to maintain a vanilla experience. Is duping allowed on the server? Yes, duping is allowed on the server, but efforts will be made to patch most dupes to keep the gameplay balanced. Is the server truly vanilla? The intention of the server is to be as close to vanilla as possible while allowing for certain freedoms like hacks and duping. What sets this server apart from other anarchy servers? This server aims to offer vanilla gameplay with the freedom to cheat, while still maintaining balance for non-cheating players. -
🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+
Server Overview
Server IP play.shaded.gg Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:
- 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!🎣✨
- 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron! 💰🌊
- ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. 🛡️💪
- 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference! 🔒🏠
- 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless! 💎💸
- 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support! 🗳️👑
- 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded! 🏆🎉
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻
Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀
Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:
- Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
- Vote: Vote 🗳️
We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the Shaded server? To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client. Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences. How do I protect my builds from griefing? Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe. Are there custom features available on the server? Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.