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Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	796529	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Animals Bred:	85
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1387	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	7156	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	8598
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	440344

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!