Employment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

Job, career, discrimination, Termination, FAGGOT

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

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KenyansCraft Minecraft Server

Kenyans, foreign workers, international relations, KenyansCraft, labour deal

lol, u heard it right, germany be like “come on down, kenyan frens!” we got a deal for u, come work in our country and we give u all the schnitzel u can eat! but wait, there’s more! join our minecraft server and build a house made out of bratwurst and pretzels! we got creepers that wear lederhosen and zombies that dance the polka. come join the fun and let’s make germany great again, one block at a time! #kenyansinlederhosen #minecraftsausageparty

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Rejected $58k Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, job hunting, salary, career, 58k

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of $58k! Why waste your hard-earned cash when you can join our server for free and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity?

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $58k when you have all this insanity waiting for you?

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FiredForMinecraftSMP

misconduct, FiredForMinecraftSMP, termination process, workplace culture, workplace incidents

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

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40HrsAWeekMinecraftSMP

work commitment, work-life balance, 40HrsAWeekMinecraftSMP, work-life harmony, work schedule

Are you tired of spending all day in the mines just to make a measly living? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring old work hours, because on our server, the only job you’ll have is to have a blast!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild pig jousting tournament. Yes, you heard that right. We ride pigs and joust for glory and honor. And the best part? The winner gets a diamond block as their prize! Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a pig jousting champion?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And if you manage to survive the battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical enchanted sword that shoots fireballs. Who needs a boss breathing down your neck when you can be a llama-riding hero?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the drudgery of the real world. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP

career paths, useless degrees, smp, vocational choices, job market

Are you tired of being judged for your “useless” college degree? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and show off your expertise in underwater basket weaving or medieval basket making.

We have a thriving community of fellow “useless” degree holders who have found solace in building virtual worlds instead of pursuing traditional careers. Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your creativity run wild as you build giant statues of obscure historical figures or recreate famous art pieces using only blocks.

And if anyone dares to question the validity of your degree, just challenge them to a PvP battle in our arena. Trust us, nothing shuts down a hater faster than getting wrecked by someone with a degree in puppetry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your “useless” degree shine in all its glory!

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ShipwreckedEmployee

employee rights, stranded, consequences, labor laws, repatriation

Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!

China, bilateral relations, job creation, FOREIGN AID, financial support

yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!

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MineBank Minecraft Server

retirement planning, Financial Stability, work ethic, corporate culture, Germans

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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Indians Steal You Are Jobs Minecraft Server

employment, job satisfaction, Diversity, steal, Indians

Are you tired of Indians stealing your job in the real world? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show those pesky Indians who’s boss in a virtual world where job stealing is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build your own empire and hire only the most loyal and hardworking virtual employees. Watch as your virtual business thrives and grows, all while sticking it to those job-stealing Indians.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are hell-bent on taking over the virtual world. Join forces with them and embark on epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to job-stealing Indians once and for all!

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