lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!
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KenyansCraft Minecraft Server
lol, u heard it right, germany be like “come on down, kenyan frens!” we got a deal for u, come work in our country and we give u all the schnitzel u can eat! but wait, there’s more! join our minecraft server and build a house made out of bratwurst and pretzels! we got creepers that wear lederhosen and zombies that dance the polka. come join the fun and let’s make germany great again, one block at a time! #kenyansinlederhosen #minecraftsausageparty
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FiredForMinecraftSMP
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!
But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.
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40HrsAWeekMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of spending all day in the mines just to make a measly living? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring old work hours, because on our server, the only job you’ll have is to have a blast!Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild pig jousting tournament. Yes, you heard that right. We ride pigs and joust for glory and honor. And the best part? The winner gets a diamond block as their prize! Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a pig jousting champion?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And if you manage to survive the battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical enchanted sword that shoots fireballs. Who needs a boss breathing down your neck when you can be a llama-riding hero?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the drudgery of the real world. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft fun again!
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DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being judged for your “useless” college degree? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and show off your expertise in underwater basket weaving or medieval basket making.We have a thriving community of fellow “useless” degree holders who have found solace in building virtual worlds instead of pursuing traditional careers. Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your creativity run wild as you build giant statues of obscure historical figures or recreate famous art pieces using only blocks.
And if anyone dares to question the validity of your degree, just challenge them to a PvP battle in our arena. Trust us, nothing shuts down a hater faster than getting wrecked by someone with a degree in puppetry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your “useless” degree shine in all its glory!
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ShipwreckedEmployee
Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!
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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!
yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!
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MineBank Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!
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Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!
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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”
Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!