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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4231 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9100 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 551 |
join our server and u can build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. and guess what? there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards it.
oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u might just find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, i swear.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! oh, and if u have no/few teeth, don’t worry. we might just have a job for u consulting on teething toys for babies. it’s a win-win situation, really.