Employee MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Workplace, opposition, Conflict, Mining

so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

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KramCraftUK – RIP ReutersGuy

Reuters, confirms, Kramatorsk, death, British

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Reuters is talking about us! We are so wild, we had a British dude come play with us in Ukraine and he died in Kramatorsk! But don’t worry, it was just from all the excitement and fun we have on our server. Join now for a chance to have a crazy adventure and maybe even make the news! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

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CraftyCreeperSexScandal

sexually assaulted, London, Hotel, Support, Victim

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

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PizzaCraft: Raise Hell!

Resentment, Hell, Employee, Frustration, work

so, like, imagine a place where pizza is like, the currency, man. like, you mine for pepperoni and trade it for cheese blocks. it’s a wild world out there, bro. and the best part? instead of creepers blowing up your stuff, it’s like, angry pineapples that attack you. yeah, pineapples. but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle. it’s a total blast, dude. so come join our server and experience the pizza-powered madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server

employment opportunities, career, work, McDonalds, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

new coworker, Employee, Termination, termination process, Hiring

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

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Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Son, Bond, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Situation

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

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Crafty Chick’s Love Shack – Where Minecraft meets matchmaking! 🐔❤️

MATCHMAKING.., Restaurant, Crafty, Minecraft, DATING

Are you tired of spending all your time trying to figure out how to ask out that cute drive-thru worker? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the art of flirting through building pixelated structures and mining for diamonds. Who needs pickup lines when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion No. 9, rumored to make anyone fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the look on that drive-thru worker’s face when they see you coming in with your enchanted armor and a potion of love in hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate among the creepers and zombies.

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NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!

Job, Adults, human Resources, regulations, NSFWcraft

Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!

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DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

DateRuiner, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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