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FiredFastMC SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

CraftyKindness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	5714
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7081	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	226	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4540
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	791	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	9638
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!